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Everyone needs a Leni

Posted on January 9, 2017 By admin

Jennifer asked us to look in on Leni while they had a day trip to the mountain, so we took him to the park and then brought him back home. We had a good time playing fetch, tiring him out, then he just flomped on me when we got home. Love that dog.

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How to cat

Posted on January 6, 2017January 7, 2017 By admin

Dad, help! Tolstoy is on my homework and his butt is in my face. Now he’s sitting on it! 

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Human, I am disappoint. 

Posted on January 6, 2017January 7, 2017 By admin

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[recipe] Egg custard tarts

Posted on January 5, 2017 By admin

1 pack sweet shortcrust pastry
4 egg yolks
1 tbsp cornflour
100g golden caster sugar
1 vanilla pod
1 cinnamon stick
thick strip of lemon zest
250ml milk
250ml double cream

Method

Put the egg yolks and cornflour in a large heatproof mixing bowl and whisk in the sugar until pale and thick. Split the vanilla pod in half along the length and scrape out the seeds. Put the seeds in a medium-sized saucepan, along with the empty pod, the cinnamon stick and the lemon zest. Pour the milk and cream over the aromatics, stir and heat very gently until only just simmering. Pour the hot mixture over the egg yolks and whisk well. Pour the custard back into the pan and warm through for 2-3 mins or until thickened slightly to a consistency similar to double cream. Strain the custard through a sieve into a large jug and set aside, covered with cling film.

Heat oven to 200C/180C fan/gas 6. Grease a 12-hole muffin tin with butter. Take your pastry out of the fridge and roll it flat to 40 x 20cm. Starting at the longest side, roll it up tightly to make a long roll of pastry. Trim the ends, then cut into 12 pieces, and turn them cut-side up on the work surface, so the spiral is facing upwards. Carefully flatten them out until they are big enough to line the holes in the muffin tin, trying not to skew the spiral shape too much. Press into the tins, then carefully pour in the custard mixture, filling each tart almost to the top.

Bake for 30 mins or until the pastry is cooked through and the custard is just starting to puff up but not balloon.

Remove from the oven and allow them to cool and sink gently back into shape.

Serve cold with coffee.

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[recipe] Brownie trifle

Posted on January 5, 2017 By admin

Ingredients

500ml pot ready-made chilled custard (look for one with real vanilla)
100g dark chocolate, broken into pieces
400g shop-bought chocolate brownies
3 tbsp coffee
100ml Irish cream liqueur, plus 1 tbsp extra for soaking the brownies
120g bag Maltesers
500ml double cream
25g icing sugar

Method

Put the custard and chocolate in a saucepan. Gently heat, stirring, until the chocolate has completely melted into the custard. Cover the surface with cling film to stop the custard forming a skin, then cool.

Sit the brownies in a trifle bowl and mix together the coffee with the 1 tbsp Irish cream liqueur. Drizzle all over the brownies. Use a rolling pin or saucepan to gently bash the bag of Maltesers a few times to crush a little, then sprinkle about three-quarters over the brownies. Spoon the cooled chocolate custard all over the top, then cover and chill.

Make the final layer by combining the cream and 100ml Irish cream liqueur in a bowl. Sift over the icing sugar, then whip until soft peaks form. Cover and chill until you’re ready to serve.

To serve, give the cream a quick mix, then spoon on top of the chocolate custard. Scatter over the last few crushed Maltesers to decorate.

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Budding astronomer 

Posted on January 3, 2017January 5, 2017 By admin

Benjamin is enjoying his new telescope that he got for Christmas. 

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I sense a theme

Posted on January 2, 2017January 5, 2017 By admin

My Christmas presents seem to revolve around a common theme, thinks I. 

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Why are you here,  human? 

Posted on January 2, 2017January 5, 2017 By admin

Since we’ve been back, the cats either walk around looking like list souls, or sit staring at us. It’s a bit disconcerting. 

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Planes, trains and automobiles

Posted on January 1, 2017January 5, 2017 By admin

We’re home. It’s late. The cats are happy to see us. We’re happy to be in our underwear. Happy new year! 

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For the distinguished pinniped 

Posted on January 1, 2017January 5, 2017 By admin

Gerald is rocking the bow tie. Bow ties are cool (if Dr Who said it, it must be true).

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