2020 gives one final kick to the balls
So, last November, I entered a Facebook contest to win a pair of Bose noise cancelling headphones from Interdiscount, and honestly promptly forgot about it.
And then I saw this on Dec 31st, in my Facebook messenger spam folder.
Deadline passed, prize awarded to next winner as per T&Cs, so sorry.
#fuck2020
Break out the coffee and pass the popcorn
So first there was this:
Then the orange shitgibbon started foaming at the mouth on twitter
Then the inevitable happened.
And now we have magidiots in halls of power, teargas, gunshots, and national guard has been called in. Exciting!
Update:
So apparently it takes actual sedition and coup attempts to get a response from social media. ‘S good to be the king…
And its ugly-beautiful to see people compare and contrast the response for these American terrorists (erm, sorry, they have the right skin tone, so that makes them patriots. Ivanka said so…) with that of the BLM protests last year.
Update 2:
It’s done, it’s over, the fat lady has sung!

Yet, still the orange shitgibbon rages against the coming of the night (albeit via a mouthpiece who is not currently banned from Twitter)

As a side note, I love the little footnote the Guardian felt obliged to put :)
[recipe] cabbage roll soup

1 medium yellow onion
500g green cabbage (about 1/2 medium head)
2 medium carrots
500g lean ground beef
1 1/2 tsp paprika
1 tsp kosher salt, plus more for seasoning
1/2 tsp freshly ground black pepper, plus more for seasoning
1L beef broth
1 can diced tomatoes
1 can tomato sauce
2 tbsp packed light brown sugar
1 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp white wine vinegar
1/2 cup uncooked long-grain white rice
Olive lil
Dice 1 medium yellow onion and place both in a bowl. Core and chop green cabbage into 1-inch pieces, peel and dice 2 medium carrots, and place both in second bowl.
Heat 1 tablespoon olive oil in a large pot or Dutch oven over medium-high heat until shimmering. Add the onion, lean ground beef, and paprika. Season with kosher salt and black pepper and cook, breaking up the meat into small pieces with a wooden spoon, until the beef is cooked through and the onion is softened, about 10 minutes.
Add beef broth and scrape up the browned bits from the bottom of the pan with the wooden spoon. Add diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, soy sauce, brown sugar and vinegar. Stir to combine and bring to a boil over high heat.
Add the cabbage, carrots and white rice. Reduce the heat to maintain a simmer and cook, stirring occasionally, until the rice and cabbage are tender, about 30 minutes.
Taste and season the soup with more salt and pepper as needed.
Not much left to the imagination
I bought some more running gear. I already had some, but not enough and I either had to do a load of laundry in between runs or re-wear sweaty stuff. I bought a pair of running tights. Boy, those things don’t leave anything to the imagination. They’re quite comfortable to run in, but you need a certain level of body confidence to leave the flat…
The smugness, it burns!
Deadpan comedy non-sequiturs, one-liners and off-the-wall observations
[recipe] roasted duck breast
Pat dry the duck breasts with a paper towel.
Score the duck skin with sharp knife, making sure to not cut into the flesh.
Season the duck breasts on both sides with salt and pepper.
Preheat the oven to 400F/200C.
Starting with a cold and dry oven-safe skillet, place the duck breasts skin side down. Cook for 12-15 minutes over medium heat.
Flip the breasts over and sear the other side for 1 minute. Flip to the skin side down, and transfer the skillet to the oven.
Roast for 4 minutes for medium-rare, or 6 minutes for medium.
est the duck skin-side up for 10 minutes.
Keep the rendered fat in a sealed jar in the fridge to roast potatoes.


















