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Friday lunchtime conversation topics

Posted on November 22, 2019November 26, 2019 By admin

Are always a bit raucous. Today’s teasers include:

It took 300 years to classify the giant galapagos turtle because they kept being eaten in transit before they could reach London

https://www.flubu.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/QI-giant-tortoises.mp4

Wild wallabies roam villages west of Paris
https://www.thelocal.fr/20150804/wild-wallabies-roam-villages-west-of-paris

In 1969, two blokes bought a lion from Harrods of London
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_the_lion

There is a thriving colony of wild Hippos in Columbia thanks to Pablo Escobar
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pablo-escobars-hippos-keep-multiplying-and-colombia-doesnt-know-how-to-stop-it/

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Does your desk have a snack drawer?

Posted on November 21, 2019 By admin

A Portuguese co-worker’s visiting family restocked me with low-sugar high-fiber granola bars with coffee and chocolate (!!!!). They’re available in Switzerland, but at three times the price so I use my network strategically.

In a parallel conversation, another co-worker was asking me why I could eat those granola bars, but not ones he’d just offered me:

Conversation went something like this:

Me – I can’t eat those, they have nuts in them.
Suttipong – Do they? I didn’t see any in the ingredients.
Me – See? Right there! (now keep in mind that the ingredient list is printed in such a way as to take up the whole back side of the packaging)
Suttipong – It’s so small!
Me – It’s written in bold and underlined!

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Kisses from Not-my-dog

Posted on November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 By admin

Guess who spent the night?

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[recipe] Mediterranean quinoa salad

Posted on November 18, 2019 By admin


For the salad:
250g cups quinoa
700ml water
1/2 tsp kosher salt
1 large English cucumber
340g roasted red peppers
1/2 small red onion
1 cup pitted olives
15g coarsely chopped fresh parsley leaves
115g feta cheese

For the dressing:
3 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp red wine vinegar
1/2 tsp dried oregano
1/2 tsp kosher salt, plus more as needed
1/4 tsp freshly ground black pepper

Place quinoa in a fine-mesh strainer and rinse well. Place the quinoa, water, and 1/2 tsp kosher salt in a medium saucepan and bring to a boil over high heat. Reduce the heat to low, cover, and simmer until the quinoa is tender and all the liquid is absorbed, about 15 minutes. Uncover and fluff with a fork. Transfer the quinoa to a rimmed baking sheet, spread into an even layer, and refrigerate until cooled completely, 10 to 15 minutes.

Place all the dressing ingredients in a small bowl and whisk to combine.

Chop 1 large English cucumber into rough 1/2-inch pieces, drain and coarsely chop roasted red peppers, coarsely chop 1 cup pitted olives, finely dice the red onion. Add everything to the bowl.

Add the cooled quinoa and toss to combine and evenly coat in the dressing.

Coarsely chop parsley leaves and add to the bowl. Crumble feta cheese into the salad and toss again gently to combine. Serve at room temperature or chilled.

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When good times lasted for ever

Posted on November 18, 2019November 28, 2019 By admin

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Cat trap

Posted on November 17, 2019November 18, 2019 By admin

Getting off the sofa was difficult last night because Pavel was comfortable and was not keep on moving AT ALL.

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Lego fail

Posted on November 17, 2019November 18, 2019 By admin

Dear LEGO Architecture development team, WTF did you do to the lions at the base of Nelson’s column in Trafalgar Square???

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[recipe] Cornbread

Posted on November 15, 2019 By admin

50g butter, plus extra for greasing
225g fine cornmeal
140g plain flour
1 tbsp sugar
2 tsp baking powder
1.5 tsp salt
560ml buttermilk (or same quantity semi-skimmed milk with a squeeze of lemon juice)
2 eggs

Heat oven to 210C. Smear some butter all over a 23cm cake tin or ovenproof frying pan. Melt the butter in a separate pan.

Meanwhile tip all the dry ingredients into a large mixing bowl. Beat together the buttermilk and eggs in a separate bowl, then stir in the melted butter. Pour over the dry ingredients and mix together until just combined and you have a batter.

Pour the batter into the cake tin or frying pan and smooth the top with a knife. Bake for 25 mins until golden and a skewer inserted in the centre comes out clean. Cool in the pan for 10 mins, then turn out, cut into wedges and serve. You can make up to 2 days ahead and store in an airtight container, or freeze for up to 1 month.

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Bring your Bean to work day

Posted on November 14, 2019 By admin

The Journée Oser tous les Métiers (JOM) has always been a very special day in the canton of Vaud, all the children of the 7P to the 9S are invited to discover the professional world of their parents. The goal of this day is to break down the barriers that exist between typically male and female trades; and to encourage children to imagine their future professional life outside traditional patterns.

Bean has finally achieved his goal to set food inside the NRC, where the security rules are more stringent than they were at the lakeside offices. As part of the JOM workshops, he’s done cell culture, electrophoresis on extracted milk powder proteins, made slime and had fun making density layers, extracted DNA from bananas and done chromatography. Compared to this, sitting at my computer and looking at the latest and greatest powerpoint slide I was making seems dull (in my eyes, at least! I sometimes miss bench work, even though I sucked at it).

One things Katy and I agree on – we didn’t do this in high school :)

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[gallery] Ben’s 11th birthday

Posted on November 13, 2019November 14, 2019 By admin

Yesterday was the 11th year we haven’t killed the Bean yet, accidentally or otherwise. Bear in mind that Katy’s only been out of the hospital one week to the day, she’s done a superb, masterful, exceptional job of getting all the logistics organized. We invited a bunch of Ben’s friends to an indoor trampoline park where they could jump around for an hour, then have cake and drinks. It was like herding cats at times, but she got there in the end and every one seemed to have a good time.

The actual number of people that showed up was still unclear up to the last possible moment. We’d booked for 10 officially, but Ju,mppark said that it would be ok to get one or two more people in. Ben sent 12 invitations, but some people couldn’t because of prior commitments, so he sent out more invitations. We had 12 kids in total. Then two kids had gym/athletics accidents on the day before and the actual day of the party… so yeah, fun. We swapped cars with Roko to borrow his 7-seater (which was amusing because Katy’d never driven an automatic before) and we had two other moms helping out with the transportation. The cake got lots of praise, with several people asking where we’d bough it (nowhere, it’s homemade, bitches, booyah!).

We were completely frazzled when we got home after dropping off a couple of kids, but the child was happy and had had a good time, so I guess all the effort was worth it – even if he doesn’t realize just how much work was involved in all of it.

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