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How to make certain that your children hate you…

Posted on March 31, 2008 By admin 10 Comments on How to make certain that your children hate you…

More parents using txt language to make their child's name gr8

The mobile phone age: More parents are using text language in their children's names. It might not be every parent's idea of a “gr8” way to name a baby. But our growing habit of using text messages to communicate appears to be having an impact on what we call our children.

Abbreviated versions of traditional Christian names are appearing on birth certificates along with “original” ways of spelling which even include punctuation marks.Anne has been changed to An, Connor to Conna and Laura to Lora. There were reportedly six boys who were named Cam'ron instead of Cameron, and according to the online parenting club Bounty, one girl born last month was born Flicity.

And basic changes to spelling have led to numerous Samiuls (Samuel) and reports of 23 different versions of Isabelle or Isabella, ranging from Izzabella to Yzabel.

Some experts have warned that odd spellings bestow no favours on the child [Editor's note: well f'n duh!!]. Albert Mehrabian, a psychology professor at the University of California who has researched the impact of irregular names, found in that “less attractive characteristics were attributed to individuals with less conventionally spelled names”.

Professor Mehrabian said: “Unconventional spelling connoted less masculinity for men and less femininity for women [and] more anxiety and neuroticism were attributed to those with less common names.”

John Dunford, the general secretary of the Association of School and College Leaders, said that it was possible that new mothers and fathers had lost the ability to spell forenames. He added: “Some of it is genuine misspelling; some is parents looking for a unique way to spell a name and some is just carelessness.

“It makes life very difficult for teachers taking the register and completing forms.”

The new names continue the trend by parents who seek to be original over the naming of their children – although not always successfully. Last year a couple were told they would not be allowed to register their son's name as 4Real. [Editor's note: these people should be shot.]

Officials in New Zealand ruled that the use of a number made it inappropriate, and Pat and Sheena Wheaton had to opt for their second choice instead – Superman. [Editor's note – really, really shot. Many times.]

In this country, other bizarre choices officially registered have included Ikea for a girl as well as Moet for boy whose parents might have a soft spot for the champagne label. [Editor's note: Horsewhipped, then shot.]

The trend is thought to be inspired by the “original” names given by celebrity mothers such as Gwyneth Paltrow, who named her daughter Apple, and Jamie Oliver's wife Jools, who has daughters Daisy Boo and Poppy Honey. [Editor's note: Quartered, whipped, then shot.]

However a spokesman for Bounty said parents were putting a lot of thought into new names as a way of increasing their childrens' individuality. Pauline Kent said: “Some of these new and different names are a way for parents to give their children a unique identity.

“It is similar to the thinking that goes in to naming a new brand of product for example – something to make them stand out from the crowd.”

Others in recent registers have followed the example of the Beckhams who famously named their eldest son after the place where he was conceived. But while David and Victoria chose Brooklyn, children in Britain have been named after places such as Finchley in North London and the cathedral city of Ely in Cambridgeshire.

Both are male names. Other examples of unusually named boys registered in the past 12 months include Rocky, Rivers, Tudor and Red. As well as Ikea, recent girls' names have included Paprica, Caramel, Bambi, Fire-Lily, Skylark and Tame which apparently stands for The Apple of My Eye.

[Editor's note: Branded, drawn, quartered, whipped, shot and then burned, with the ashes thrown into the Thames.]

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… and I have prime real-estate in Florida as well!

Posted on March 14, 2008June 16, 2017 By admin

Ethiopia's national bank has been told to inspect all the gold in its vaults to determine its authenticity. It follows the discovery that some of the “gold” it had bought for millions of dollars was gold-plated steel.

The first hint that something was wrong reportedly came when the Ethiopian central bank exported a consignment of gold bars to South Africa. The South Africans sent them back, complaining that they had been sold gilded steel.

An investigation revealed that the bank had bought a consignment of fake gold from a supplier, who is now under arrest. Other arrests followed, including business associates of the main accused; national bank officials; and chemists from the Geological Survey of Ethiopia, whose job it is to assay the bank's purchases of gold and certify that they are real.

But what has clearly now got the government even more worried is that another different batch of gold in the bank's vaults has also been found to be fake, and this time it was gold which had been there for several years, after being seized from smugglers trying to take it to Djibouti.

The Ethiopian parliament's budget and finance committee ordered the inspection of all gold in the national bank's vaults. A report from the auditor-general on the affair is expected to be presented to parliament during its current session.

Gold is mined in Ethiopia in considerable quantities, and a trader selling gold to the central bank has to have it tested and certified by the Geological Survey. Whether the bank bought fake gold in the first place, or whether real gold from the vaults has been swapped for gilded steel, the fraud has cost the bank many millions of dollars, and it must have involved collusion on a considerable scale.

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Signs you might be a redneck

Posted on March 6, 2008June 16, 2017 By admin 2 Comments on Signs you might be a redneck

Do you own any of these?

Redneck Harley

Redneck Bass Boat

Redneck Grill

Redneck Horseshoes

Redneck Lawnmower

Redneck Weather Station

Redneck Pet Carrier

Redneck Gingerbread House

Redneck Guest Bedrooms

Redneck Palm Pilot

Redneck Yacht

Redneck Wedding Cake

Redneck Doghouse

Redneck Pick-up Truck

Are these situations familiar?

Redneck Wedding Reception

Redneck Lottery Winner

The above Lottery Winner on Vacation

You might be a redneck if

A little rain doesn't spoil the fishing…

You need fashion tips from your husband…

You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture…

You have a deer's butt for a door bell…

You don't need a lake to do a little skiing…

Or if your wife is quoted in the local paper saying…

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Letting your precious snowflake to whatever they want leads to this…

Posted on February 29, 2008 By admin 6 Comments on Letting your precious snowflake to whatever they want leads to this…

Your 16-year-old daughter falls for a divorcee of 36 and wants him to move in. Would you let him? Meet the parents who did

When Alison Garcia, 16, announced that she was leaving home to be with her 36-year-old lover, her parents could have been forgiven for hitting the roof. Instead, Sheila and Paul Garcia did something most other parents would find unthinkable. Last month, they invited divorced double-glazing fitter and father-of-one Craig Wright into their home, where he now shares a bedroom with their daughter.

According to 51-year-old Sheila, of Northfleet, Kent, who runs a yachting business with her 56-year-old husband, they had no choice in the matter. “What I didn't want was to back her into a corner by laying down the law and forcing her to choose between me and him,” she says. “She's always been a headstrong girl, and the more I say 'no', the more she'll say 'yes'.”

Of course, most parents would find it hard to stomach the idea that their 16-year-old daughter was having a sexual relationship with a 36-year-old man under their roof. And Sheila is no different. “I hate the thought of her sleeping with any man, because I think she is too young to understand the implications of a sexual relationship,” she says.

“But I know she is 16 and I can't stop her. If I don't take the softer approach I fear she will take off with Craig and cut ties with us. If I forbid it or attempt to ban her from seeing him, I risk losing my precious child”.

“Paul has managed to accept the situation far better than I have, because he believes we should let her make her own mistakes.”

Unsurprisingly, Alison is adamant that she knows best. Having got her own way with her parents, she is already dreaming of marriage and babies with her boyfriend of four months, despite being a drama student and also harbouring ambitions to travel the world as an actress.

Alison claims to be “very mature for my age” – something she says her lover told her not long after they met last October. “I'm not stupid,” she says stubbornly. “I know to the outside world such a huge age difference must seem weird and unnatural.

“My mum keeps saying it's a ridiculous phase and I'll grow out of it, but I won't.”

“My dad is much more laid-back. He takes the view that it's my life and I have to do what I want.”

“After all, I'm 16 and can make up my own mind. He recognises that I'm not a child any more, but my mum doesn't.”

Sheila, for her part, blames the situation on “society” and “the premature ageing and sexualisation of young people”. Rather more enlightening is her admission: “We took the liberal approach to bringing up our child.

“We treated her like a mini-adult all along, never taking the attitude that because she was a child we should treat her as less of an equal.”

But if anything, the experience of the Garcia family is a depressing reminder of the perils of modern parenting, where boundaries and guidelines are so often thrown out of the window and where allowing a child to do whatever they want is somehow seen as the action of a loving, trusting parent.

Alison met her middle-aged lover in a pub – despite being two years below the legal age for drinking alcohol. Her mother appears unaware that Craig was not her first, but her fourth lover.

“We don't talk about sex as such,” says Sheila.

“I know she's had sex education at school – but to my knowledge she wasn't sexually active before she met Craig. “I don't know what she gets up to in that respect now. I don't ask because I don't want to know the details.”

And the details of Alison's relationship with the man 20 years her senior certainly make uncomfortable reading. She met him at a Halloween party and “fell head over heels for him”. Her clichrecollections are typical of any romantic teen: “I thought he was gorgeous – tall, dark and handsome. We started chatting and there was an instant chemistry between us. He made me feel like I was the only person in the room.”

Alison admits she knew he was much older than her.

“The stubble on his chin made him look very different to the baby-faced school boys I'm used to – but I assumed he was about 25,” she says. He was funny and charming – a far cry from the boys my age I'd been used to dating. Your average 16 or 17-year-old boy is awkward, immature and only interested in impressing his mates, whereas Craig wasn't showing off or being silly.”

“It was such a nice change. I thought: 'If this is what older men are like then I want to date one'.”

The evening ended with what Alison describes as a “really special” kiss.

She gave him her mobile number and left at 1am – a rather late hour, it could be argued, for one so young. The following night, they met up in another local pub – again it seems that the youngster was entirely unsupervised by her parents. Wright bought her drinks, apparently unaware that he was breaking the law by doing so.

“I've been going to pubs for about a year now, even though my parents don't know about it,” claims Alison.

“I didn't want to tell Craig how young I was at first and blow my chances, so when he bought the drinks I didn't say anything.”

In fact, thanks to her heavily applied make-up and dressy clothes, Alison had fooled him.

“Craig didn't even think to question if I was under-age. I was worried that he might not want to go out with a girl who had just left school. I tried really hard to be mature.”

On their second date – again in the pub – Alison became “tipsy” and blurted out the truth.

She recalls: “Craig looked very shocked. He said: 'You're kidding. I thought you were at least 18.'”

“Then he told me he was 36 and I just fell off my chair.”

If Wright was shocked, he was not worried enough to call a halt to the relationship.

“Neither of us cared about the 20-year age gap,” gushes Alison.

“He just leaned in to give me another kiss. That night we sat down and told each other everything about our lives. He told me he was divorced and had a two-year-old daughter, but that didn't put me off at all. I thought it was so sweet that he was being so honest with me.”

Of course, having discovered she was only 16, most men would have walked away. Instead, the relationship became sexual a few days later.

Alison's description is heartbreakingly naive.

“He's the fourth guy I've been with, but the others were all inexperienced teenagers – boys I'd been going out with for a few months. It was very different with Craig. He knew exactly what he was doing. He told me how beautiful I was and made me feel really special and cared for.”

A few weeks later, Alison introduced Wright to her parents, and told them they wanted to rent a place together. In January, she asked them if her lover could move into the family home while they save up. Not surprisingly, Sheila was initially horrified at the prospect.

“My mum told me in no uncertain terms there was no way, because she's dead against us being together. But my dad managed to convince her that it was better for us to live there with them than move out into a flat that was not decent. I think they both want the best for me, so eventually Mum agreed.”

Sheila says: “When Alison first told us, I was shocked and obviously concerned, but I thought it was just a fling and had no future. But as time has gone on, I realise it's not going to fizzle out so quickly.”

She describes Wright as a “perfectly decent guy”, but adds: “What I can't understand is what a man of Craig's age sees in a girl who is so young. She can't possibly fulfil his emotional needs.He has had so much more life experience than Alison. She is just a child really, even if the law doesn't see it that way, and shouldn't be in a permanent relationship, let alone with a man of his age. Even though they are talking about getting a flat and she's mentioned her wish to marry him, I think, or at least fervently hope, that once the novelty wears off and she realises that committing to him will probably mean giving up her dreams of becoming an actress and travelling the world, she'll call it off.”

For the time being, while Alison's parents are too afraid to take her in hand, the tension in the Garcia household continues.

“When Craig's not at work we spend most of our time in my room,” says Alison.

“When he does speak to my mum they are both civil, which makes things easier.

“But it is a bit awkward when he bumps into my mum en route to the shower or when he's making a cup of tea. I wish my mum was more accepting of our relationship. I love her and don't want to alienate her, but she has to understand I'm with Craig now, and that's not going to change. I don't feel Craig and I are doing anything wrong.”

As for marriage, Alison appears set on pursuing the very path her mother is dreading.

“I think my mum worries that I'm settling down too early and wasting my life,” says the teenager.

“That will inevitably happen, because I do want to marry Craig and have kids, and he isn't getting any younger. I know this means I'll have to become a mum a bit earlier than most of my friends, but I don't think I'm throwing my life away because of it. I haven't met Craig's daughter yet, because she lives with her mother in Nottingham, but I'm sure I'll be a good stepmum.”

On the one hand, it is hard not to feel sorry for the Garcias, who have somehow become caught in this terrible situation, terrified of losing their only child. But on the other, the couple seem strangely reluctant to accept any responsibility for what is happening to their daughter, blaming “society” instead.

According to Sheila: “Girls no longer get a childhood past about the age of ten when they are asked to make choices on what lipstick to wear or what jeans to buy. It's a sad state of affairs, and one from which I fear there is no way back. It seems we have raised a generation of children who believe they can do whatever the hell they like, without worrying about the consequences.”

A critic might counter that it is often parents themselves who pass on such values to their children and then react with horror at the resulting behaviour.

But Sheila insists: “For now, all I can do is bite my tongue and hope I'm right about what I think the outcome of this will be.”

The problem is, of course, that there could be any number of outcomes – not least that her daughter could become pregnant.

“When it does end in tears, I'll be here to pick up the pieces. That's what mums do,” says Sheila.

“I want her to be able to come to me for support and advice. I don't want to take away that option by throwing her out or refusing to speak to her. I want to be able to communicate with Alison in the hope that if I do it subtly, eventually the message will get through.”

They are fine words indeed, but probably of little use to Alison, caught up in a world beyond her age and experience. In years to come, when she looks back on the events of the past few months, will she really thank her parents for giving her such a liberal upbringing?

My favourite quote: “But I know she is 16 and I can't stop her. If I don't take the softer approach I fear she will take off with Craig and cut ties with us. If I forbid it or attempt to ban her from seeing him, I risk losing my precious child”.

She's cute. He's creepy as hell with a bad haircut to boot.

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Evolution Wins as Creationists (Accidentally) Switch Sides in Florida

Posted on February 22, 2008 By admin

The Florida Board of Education officially upheld evolution yesterday. The board didn't quite mean to do that, of course. In a 4-3 vote, the Board accepted a proposed curriculum that replaced all references to evolution with the phrase “the scientific theory of evolution.” In so doing, the board inadvertently made evolution central to public school science education, and also, almost incidentally, mandated education on just what constitutes a “scientific theory.” Until now, Florida's schools weren't required to teach evolution. The old curriculum guidelines didn't even mention it by name.

The 4-3 vote was obtained by including a last-minute amendment to the standards. Suggested last Friday by religious conservatives and dubbed the “academic freedom proposal,” the amendment required that the curriculum's references to “evolution” be replaced by the “scientific theory of evolution.” The amendment's supporters called the language change a victory — and it is, though not in the way they imagine.

Not only will Florida's students learn about evolution; they'll also learn that the scientific definition of a theory is different from the everyday definition, referring not to wild-eyed speculation but to a vast body of observation and testing that confirms a hypothesis so strongly that it might as well be considered fact.

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You can't make this shit up

Posted on February 20, 2008 By admin

Castro once said: “If surviving assassination were an Olympic event, I'd win the gold medal.”

His bodyguard Fabian Escalante went back through his records and counted 638 attempts to kill the Cuban leader. Many of them were confirmed in CIA files which were declassified last year.

President Kennedy was said to have asked James Bond creator Ian Fleming for tips on how to wipe out Castro – and many of the attempts to kill or discredit him seem more appropriate to a bad Bond spoof than real life.

They included:

* The exploding cigar – a scheme to pack one of his favourite Cohiba Esplendidos with enough explosive to blow his head off after a couple of puffs.

* The poisoned cigar – another Cohiba laced with botulinum toxin, one of the deadliest natural substances in the world.

* The infected diving suit – Castro was a keen undersea explorer and CIA agents arranged for Cuban exiles to dust the inside of his suit with powder containing a deadly fungus.

* The exploding sea shells – packed with booby traps and plastic explosives, they were placed in one of Castro's favourite dive areas.

* The femme fatale – Marita Lorenz, one of Castro's many mistresses, was persuaded by the CIA to try to smuggle a jar of cold cream containing poison pills into his room. Castro rumbled the plot, thrust a pistol in her hand and told her to kill him face to face. Her nerve failed.

* The poison pen – a ballpoint containing a tiny, spring-loaded hypodermic syringe filled with poison. It was supposed to prick Castro and kill him when he picked up the pen to write.

* The mind-bending radio studio – not so much an assassination as an attempt to humiliate Castro by pumping an LSD-type gas into a studio during a live broadcast so that he would make a fool of himself on air.

* The beard-wilter – Castro was always proud of his bushy facial hair so the CIA planned to make his beard fall out, again causing him to be ridiculed. Bizarrely, the plot involved putting hair removal powder in his shoes.

Despite the ludicrousness of some of the operations against him (and his beard), Castro took the threats seriously. Delphin Fernandez, his former personal assistant, says he regularly had all his underwear burned after wearing it, so it could not be laundered with deadly chemicals.

Source: Daily Mail

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That's gotta hurt!

Posted on February 13, 2008 By admin

Virtuoso's trip destroys priceless Stradivarius

David Garrett, 26, one of the nation's foremost young concert performers, had an accident that every world-class musician must dread: at the end of a concert at the Barbican he tripped and landed on his violin.

The instrument is a 290-year-old Stradivarius, so rare that it would be almost impossible to estimate its value. Certainly there are people who would have gladly paid hundreds of thousands of pounds for it, before its glamorous owner did a turn as Mr Bean.

Now he has a badly damaged violin that will be out of use for at least eight months, and may never sound the same again. He is also facing a repair bill.

The accident threatened to leave the musician without a suitable instrument to play tomorrow night, when he is due back at the Barbican to perform Bruch's Violin Concerto. But help has come from J&A Beare, the violin dealers of Marylebone, who have arranged to have another Stradivarius flown in from Milan to be loaned to Garrett. The instrument, made in 1718, will be accompanied by a three-man security team watching over Garrett's every step.

When he was just 14 years old, the German-born prodigy was the youngest ever artist to be signed up by Deutsche Grammophon. At the age of four his father gave him a violin, and by the age of eight, he had a management team and was playing solo with of the world's leading orchestras. Later, he moved to New York to study, supplementing his student grant by modelling.

“I was all packed up and ready to go when I slipped,” Garrett told the Evening Standard. “People said it was as if I'd trodden on a banana skin. I fell down a flight of steps and on to the case. When I opened it, the violin was in pieces. I couldn't speak and I couldn't get up. I didn't even know if I was hurt I didn't care. I've had that violin for eight years. It was like losing a friend.”

The violin, known by its sobriquet San Lorenzo, is one of about 600 surviving instruments made by Antonio Stradivari. In May 2006, the Hammer Stradivarius made in 1707 sold at Christie's in New York for a record for a musical instrument at auction, while the previous year the Royal Academy of Music bought the Viotti violin for

The nearest another musician has come to suffering a similar disaster was when Peter Stumpf, a performer from the Los Angeles Philharmonic, came home tired one evening in 2004 and absent-mindedly left his 1684 Stradivarius cello on his front doorstep. Video security footage showed a youth stealing it and struggling to escape on a bicycle, crashing into dustbins on his way.

It was found three days later by a nurse, who gave it to her boyfriend, a carpenter, who offered to turn it into a CD rack. It was returned only slightly damaged.

In 1999 the world-renowned cellist Yo-Yo Ma left his 1733 Stradivarius cello in the boot of a New York taxi. A huge crowd gathered outside his hotel the next day to see it returned in a black police sedan.

Source: The Independent

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Yet more news from the stupid (but different ones)

Posted on February 8, 2008 By admin

Briton jailed for four years in Dubai after customs find cannabis weighing less than a grain of sugar under his shoe

A father-of-three who was found with a microscopic speck of cannabis stuck to the bottom of one of his shoes has been sentenced to four years in a Dubai prison.

Keith Brown, a council youth development officer, was travelling through the United Arab Emirates on his way back to England when he was stopped as he walked through Dubai's main airport. A search by customs officials uncovered a speck of cannabis weighing just 0.003g – so small it would be invisible to the naked eye and weighing less than a grain of sugar – on the tread of one of his shoes.

Dubai International Airport is a major hub for the Middle East and thousands of Britons pass through it every year to holiday in the glamorous beach and shopping haven. But many of those tourists and business travellers are likely to be unaware of the strict zero-tolerance drugs policy in the UAE.

One man has even been jailed for possession of three poppy seeds left over from a bread roll he ate at Heathrow Airport. Painkiller codeine is also banned.

If suspicious of a traveller, customs officials can use high-tech equipment to uncover even the slightest trace of drugs.

Mr Brown was detained and arrested in September last year and has been held in a cell with three other men in the city prison ever since. This week the youth worker, who has two young children and a partner at home in Smethwick, West Midlands, was sentenced to four years in prison.

A 25-year-old Briton who was found with a similar speck in one pocket as he arrived on holiday has been awaiting sentence since November. Last night Mr Brown's brother Lee said his case “defied belief”.

“For that sort of amount common sense should prevail, from where it was found it was obviously something that had been crushed on the floor – it could have come from anywhere.”

Rastafarian Mr Brown had been returning from a short trip to Ethiopia, where one of his children lives and where he owns property. He was travelling with his partner Imani, who was also stopped and detained for more than a week. Normally he flew direct to and from the UK, but decided to stop off in Dubai.

“He was incensed when he called me,” said driving instructor Lee, 57. “It would be funny if the circumstances weren't so unpleasant.

“Bugs are crawling out of his mattress when he's sleeping. His family are frantic with worry and can't call him.”

Last night campaign group Fair Trials International advised visitors to Dubai and Abu Dhabi to “take extreme caution”.

Chief Executive Catherine Wolthuizen said: “We have seen a steep increase in such cases over the last 18 months.

“Customs authorities are using highly sensitive new equipment to conduct extremely thorough searches on travellers and if they find any amount – no matter how minute – it will be enough to attract a mandatory four-year prison sentence.”

Mrs Wolthuizen added: “We even have reports of the imprisonment of a Swiss man for 'possession' of three poppy seeds on his clothing after he ate a bread roll at Heathrow.

“What many travellers may not realise is that they can be deemed to be in possession of such banned substances if they can be detected in their urine or bloodstream, or even in tiny, trace amounts on their person.”

Only two months after Mr Brown was stopped economics graduate Robert Dalton was detained in almost identical circumstances. Mr Dalton, from Gravesend, on Kent was with two friends when he was stopped and asked to empty his pockets. Officials found 0.03g of cannabis in a small amount of fluff. He is currently on trial and if convicted, is likely receive a four-year prison sentence.

Last night his brother Peter, 26, told how it took 24 hours to find out why he had been stopped. “As we understand, the amount of cannabis was barely visible to the human eye and was at the bottom of the pocket of an old pair of jeans. “He's not a drug user, but he goes clubbing and the speck was so small.”

Last week Cat Le-Huy, a London-based German national, was arrested on arrival at the airport. Mr Le-Huy, 31, head of technology with Big Brother production company Endemol, was arrested on suspicion of possessing illegal drugs after customs officers found melatonin, a health supplement used for jet lag available over the counter both in Dubai and in the US.

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Yet one more reason why I'm less and less inclined to go to the US for the next little while

Posted on February 8, 2008 By admin

My work laptop contains all of my current work. It also contains all of my past work (including stuff I've done at Sequence and CGI). It contains all of my emails dating back to 2002. It contains my mp3 collection, all of my high-resolution digital camera pictures since forever, my website backup, my blog backup and probably a bunch of stuff that I don't even remember about.

None of that is a threat to national security, but at the same time, none of that is of any business whatsoever to Uncle Sam. As such, one of the things on my to-do list is to offload that to secondary storage (which I should do cause it makes sense anyway). It's just convenient for me to have it at hand because this is my primary workstation. Between the choice of going to the US and losing my laptop for a while or not going to the US at all, there is little for me to lose in *not* going to the US.

I'll let them close off their borders, become even more xenophobic and hope they slowly die off without dragging the rest of the world with them. That, or hope saner heads will get elected and turn things around. I'm not, however, holding my breath.

Clarity Sought on Electronics Searches

Nabila Mango, a therapist and a U.S. citizen who has lived in the country since 1965, had just flown in from Jordan last December when, she said, she was detained at customs and her cellphone was taken from her purse. Her daughter, waiting outside San Francisco International Airport, tried repeatedly to call her during the hour and a half she was questioned. But after her phone was returned, Mango saw that records of her daughter's calls had been erased.

A few months earlier in the same airport, a tech engineer returning from a business trip to London objected when a federal agent asked him to type his password into his laptop computer. “This laptop doesn't belong to me,” he remembers protesting. “It belongs to my company.” Eventually, he agreed to log on and stood by as the officer copied the Web sites he had visited, said the engineer, a U.S. citizen who spoke on the condition of anonymity for fear of calling attention to himself.

Maria Udy, a marketing executive with a global travel management firm in Bethesda, said her company laptop was seized by a federal agent as she was flying from Dulles International Airport to London in December 2006. Udy, a British citizen, said the agent told her he had “a security concern” with her. “I was basically given the option of handing over my laptop or not getting on that flight,” she said.

The seizure of electronics at U.S. borders has prompted protests from travelers who say they now weigh the risk of traveling with sensitive or personal information on their laptops, cameras or cellphones. In some cases, companies have altered their policies to require employees to safeguard corporate secrets by clearing laptop hard drives before international travel.

Today, the Electronic Frontier Foundation and Asian Law Caucus, two civil liberties groups in San Francisco, plan to file a lawsuit to force the government to disclose its policies on border searches, including which rules govern the seizing and copying of the contents of electronic devices. They also want to know the boundaries for asking travelers about their political views, religious practices and other activities potentially protected by the First Amendment. The question of whether border agents have a right to search electronic devices at all without suspicion of a crime is already under review in the federal courts.

The lawsuit was inspired by two dozen cases, 15 of which involved searches of cellphones, laptops, MP3 players and other electronics. Almost all involved travelers of Muslim, Middle Eastern or South Asian background, many of whom, including Mango and the tech engineer, said they are concerned they were singled out because of racial or religious profiling.

A U.S. Customs and Border Protection spokeswoman, Lynn Hollinger, said officers do not engage in racial profiling “in any way, shape or form.” She said that “it is not CBP's intent to subject travelers to unwarranted scrutiny” and that a laptop may be seized if it contains information possibly tied to terrorism, narcotics smuggling, child pornography or other criminal activity.

The reason for a search is not always made clear. The Association of Corporate Travel Executives, which represents 2,500 business executives in the United States and abroad, said it has tracked complaints from several members, including Udy, whose laptops have been seized and their contents copied before usually being returned days later, said Susan Gurley, executive director of ACTE. Gurley said none of the travelers who have complained to the ACTE raised concerns about racial or ethnic profiling. Gurley said none of the travelers were charged with a crime.

“I was assured that my laptop would be given back to me in 10 or 15 days,” said Udy, who continues to fly into and out of the United States. She said the federal agent copied her log-on and password, and asked her to show him a recent document and how she gains access to Microsoft Word. She was asked to pull up her e-mail but could not because of lack of Internet access. With ACTE's help, she pressed for relief. More than a year later, Udy has received neither her laptop nor an explanation.

ACTE last year filed a Freedom of Information Act request to press the government for information on what happens to data seized from laptops and other electronic devices. “Is it destroyed right then and there if the person is in fact just a regular business traveler?” Gurley asked. “People are quite concerned. They don't want proprietary business information floating, not knowing where it has landed or where it is going. It increases the anxiety level.”

Udy has changed all her work passwords and no longer banks online. Her company, Radius, has tightened its data policies so that traveling employees must access company information remotely via an encrypted channel, and their laptops must contain no company information.

At least two major global corporations, one American and one Dutch, have told their executives not to carry confidential business material on laptops on overseas trips, Gurley said. In Canada, one law firm has instructed its lawyers to travel to the United States with “blank laptops” whose hard drives contain no data. “We just access our information through the Internet,” said Lou Brzezinski, a partner at Blaney McMurtry, a major Toronto law firm. That approach also holds risks, but “those are hacking risks as opposed to search risks,” he said.

The U.S. government has argued in a pending court case that its authority to protect the country's border extends to looking at information stored in electronic devices such as laptops without any suspicion of a crime. In border searches, it regards a laptop the same as a suitcase.

“It should not matter . . . whether documents and pictures are kept in 'hard copy' form in an executive's briefcase or stored digitally in a computer. The authority of customs officials to search the former should extend equally to searches of the latter,” the government argued in the child pornography case being heard by a three-judge panel of the Court of Appeals for the 9th Circuit in San Francisco.

As more and more people travel with laptops, BlackBerrys and cellphones, the government's laptop-equals-suitcase position is raising red flags.

“It's one thing to say it's reasonable for government agents to open your luggage,” said David D. Cole, a law professor at Georgetown University. “It's another thing to say it's reasonable for them to read your mind and everything you have thought over the last year. What a laptop records is as personal as a diary but much more extensive. It records every Web site you have searched. Every e-mail you have sent. It's as if you're crossing the border with your home in your suitcase.”

If the government's position on searches of electronic files is upheld, new risks will confront anyone who crosses the border with a laptop or other device, said Mark Rasch, a technology security expert with FTI Consulting and a former federal prosecutor. “Your kid can be arrested because they can't prove the songs they downloaded to their iPod were legally downloaded,” he said. “Lawyers run the risk of exposing sensitive information about their client. Trade secrets can be exposed to customs agents with no limit on what they can do with it. Journalists can expose sources, all because they have the audacity to cross an invisible line.”

Hollinger said customs officers “are trained to protect confidential information.”

Shirin Sinnar, a staff attorney with the Asian Law Caucus, said that by scrutinizing the Web sites people search and the phone numbers they've stored on their cellphones, “the government is going well beyond its traditional role of looking for contraband and really is looking into the content of people's thoughts and ideas and their lawful political activities.”

If conducted inside the country, such searches would require a warrant and probable cause, legal experts said.

Customs sometimes singles out passengers for extensive questioning and searches based on “information from various systems and specific techniques for selecting passengers,” including the Interagency Border Inspection System, according to a statement on the CBP Web site. “CBP officers may, unfortunately, inconvenience law-abiding citizens in order to detect those involved in illicit activities,” the statement said. But the factors agents use to single out passengers are not transparent, and travelers generally have little access to the data to see whether there are errors.

Although Customs said it does not profile by race or ethnicity, an officers' training guide states that “it is permissible and indeed advisable to consider an individual's connections to countries that are associated with significant terrorist activity.”

“What's the difference between that and targeting people because they are Arab or Muslim?” Cole said, noting that the countries the government focuses on are generally predominantly Arab or Muslim.

It is the lack of clarity about the rules that has confounded travelers and raised concerns from groups such as the Asian Law Caucus, which said that as a result, their lawyers cannot fully advise people how they may exercise their rights during a border search. The lawsuit says a Freedom of Information Act request was filed with Customs last fall but that no information has been received.

Kamran Habib, a software engineer with Cisco Systems, has had his laptop and cellphone searched three times in the past year. Once, in San Francisco, an officer “went through every number and text message on my cellphone and took out my SIM card in the back,” said Habib, a permanent U.S. resident. “So now, every time I travel, I basically clean out my phone. It's better for me to keep my colleagues and friends safe than to get them on the list as well.”

Udy's company, Radius, organizes business trips for 100,000 travelers a day, from companies around the world. She says her firm supports strong security measures. “Where we get angry is when we don't know what they're for.”

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Police have warned families not to put presents under the Christmas tree in case they attract burglars. Cops say gifts should be kept hidden out of sight until just before it is time to open them. Inspector Adam Jenner, of Avon and Somerset Police, said: Putting the presents under the Christmas tree is an invitation to thieves. Empty boxes from expensive gifts should not be thrown out with household rubbish as it shows burglars exactly what they could steal.

The force also warns householders to beware of carol singers – in case they are crooks in disguise. Police Community Support Officer Richard Stamp said: There are many genuine carol singers, but if you are in any doubt keep the door shut. Ensure when answering the door to strangers you confirm their identity and never leave the door open and unattended, even for a second.


I weep for future generations.

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