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Tag: random shit
Hard to look good in a hospital gown
Had to have a small medical exam that required general anesthesia. Routine outpatient stuff. Went fine. As usual, anesthesia guy asks me a question. Halfway through the answer, I wake up an hour later and everything is all done and dusted.
On my way back home, I missed my stop in Morges and went sightseeing on a direct train to Geneva. This is why they tell you not to drive or operate heavy machinery after a general. You seem fine, but you’re still a bit addled. On the way back, a jumper killed himself on the main trunk between Nyon and Coppet, which completely fucked up the schedule. It took me an hour to get on a train home.
Stop the Internet
My supermarket is better than yours
Because it has a passive-aggressive furry handing out samples.
Easter chicken butt
Also, how Katy looks after a shower, before straightening her hair.
Not sure what’s going on there
But I kinda like it.
After an afternoon at the Cinema
The well-heeled beaver feels a need for a post-soirée repas.
Unicorn armpit hair
As an evolution from dyed armpit hair, we now have the latest fashion trend for 2018. I can dig it.
This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another’s throats.Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don’t have any kids yourself.
Tried my Xmas present
Tried my new head razor today. Fairly pleased with the results, but for future reference, use the clippers to get rid of the bulk of it if my hair is long-ish.
