The beaver is a proud and noble animal
Notes from a bemused canuck
Ecclectic is a good word to describe my music collection.
This morning, on my way to work, I was serenaded by Pantera (Fuckign Hostile), Snow Patrol (Chasing cars) and Plume Latraverse (Rock 'n Roll du grand flanc mou).
Ayup, it's going to be one of those days :)
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: Very Sir Lord Richard the Subservient of Menzies on the Minges Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
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My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Excellency Richard the Harmonious of Great Leering Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title |
Why drug dealers have it better!
| Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
| Refer to their clients as “users” | Refer to their clients as “users” |
| “The first one's free!” | “Download a free trial version…” |
| Have important Asian connections. | Have important Asian connections. |
| Strange jargon: “Stick” “Rock” “Wrap” “E” “Stash” “Drive-by” “Hit (LSD)” “Source” |
Strange jargon: “SCSI” “RTFM” “Packet” “C” “Cache” “CTRL ALT DEL” “Hit (WWW)” “Source-code” “Microsoft” |
| Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
| Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
| Job is assisted by the industry – producing newer, more potent product. |
Job is assisted by the industry – producing newer, more potent products. |
| Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes. |
Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
| When things go wrong, a “fix” is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
When things go wrong, a “fix” is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
| A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. |
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. |
| Product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D… |
| Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. |
Damn! DAMN!!! |
this made me laugh my flippin ass off! I usually hate posting youtube stuff, but this is sheer brilliance!!!
if anybody is in dire need of something to buy my, this would be a good choice.
Give me at least 1 reason why I'm going to hell. Then, repost this meme in your own LJ and see what other people say about you.
Last night, during a wine reception, they were playing a Sinatra CD (which is a helluva lot better than the Gypsy Kings CD they were playing during the poster section. My Way and Hotel California will never sound the same again…) and one of the songs was “Something Stupid”. It was the same song (and probably the same CD) that was playing during breakfast this morning. Weird.
In other news, I have discovered marmalade. Good stuff!
I give you two weird sightings:
A 3 pound, 8.5inch wide swiss-army knife that will cost you $1,200 and has 85 gizmos on it, including: 11 varieties of blades (including the essential cigar cutter), 30 screwdrivers and assorted bits, 5 wrenches, 3 pairs of pliers and 36 other tools (including the ever useful laser pointer, 12gauge choke tube, flashlight, glof club face cleaner and tire tread gauge).
The people who brought you the Play-Doh cologne and the bacon bandages now proudly introduce the bacon wallet. Nothing more needs to be said.
“Take a look a your LJ friends list, then list up to ten things you want to say to ten different LJ friends… DO NOT state who these people are. DO NOT confirm nor deny any “comment speculation”. Then tag five people. “
There will be no tagging of others to spread things here.
1. I don't know you enough, but what I've seen so far makes you out to be a very interesting person.
2. You are a selfish person, who looks out for number one. You use the people around you only when it suits you and I've grown to hate how you affect those people who try to care.
3. I admire you for the strength of your character in overcoming so many odds and just jumping blindly in life always knowing you'll land on your feet.
4. I know family is important, but you need to live your life for you, not how you think they want you to live it according to their morals and standards.
5. You have more potential that you think, you just need to stop caring about what others think about you. Go out and see the world outside your doorstep, it'll change your life forever.
6. You have strong opinions and you live by them, so congratulations. Sometimes though, you come seem moralistic and preachy, so you might want to tone it down a notch.
7. Sometimes you come across as cute and quirky, sometimes you just come across as weird.
8. I sometimes regret not taking you up on your offer.
9. I don't understand your lifestyle and I sometimes think you're vain and superficial.
10. You are my rock, and I don't know what I'd do without you.
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You scored as XIII: Death. Death is probably the most well known Tarot card – and also the most misunderstood. Most Tarot novices would consider Death to be a bad card, especially given its connection with the number thirteen. In fact this card rarely indicates literal death.Without “death” there can be no change, only eventual stagnation. The “death” of the child allows for the “birth” of the adult. This change is not always easy. The appearance of Death in a Tarot reading can indicate pain and short term loss, however it also represents hope for a new future.
Which Major Arcana Tarot Card Are You? |
Does this mean I need to talk ALL IN CAPS?